It’s Valentine’s day; otherwise known as the day where girls get angry at their boyfriends for forgetting to make dinner reservations or for being half an hour late to their house, where they’re waiting in red, lacy lingerie. For singles, this day is either a depressing reminder of how ‘forever alone’ you are, or a celebration of your own independence, as you refuse to sign your own death certificate (woah, that was kind of harsh – sorry to all the coupled-up people out there).
Anyway, with Cupid’s birthday in mind (is it his birthday? If so, he’s an Aquarius), we thought we’d compile a playlist of tracks to represent this day of ‘love.’ Oh, and by the way, we kept all our lovely singles in mind when compiling this playlist.
Bass Modulators – I Want Your Love
A soulful vocal Hardstyle banger for the day of lurrrv
DJ Paul Elstak – Still Love U More
An absolute classic by Mr. Elstak to spice up your Valentine’s Day sex sessions 😉
Darren Styles – You’re My Angel
Whoever said that ‘donk’ and sex don’t go together clearly has no fucking idea…
Coone – Gonna Cum
Yes, in 2006 Coone released a track called “Gonna Cum.” Stay classy, Coone.
Tieum & Partyraiser – Here I Cum
Again, everyone’s ‘cumming’ on this glorious day
Armin van Burren – In And Out Of Love (Sub Zero Project Bootleg)
For those indecisive folk who can’t make up their mind about their SO
DJ Stephanie – Power Of Love
Italian gal Stephanie sheds light on the power of love
Laidback Luke & Marc Benjamin – We’re Forever (Sound Rush Remix)
Are we, though?
2 Brothers On The 4th Floor – Come Take My Hand
For those who are down for a naked hakk around the house
Critical Mass – Burnin’ Love (D-Block & S-te-Fan Remix)
An absolute classic remix by fine, aged wines DBSTF.
Da Tweekaz – Real Love
“Do you love what you feel, when you know my love is real, baby!” *in high-pitched voice*
Da Tweekaz – Twerkout Revolution
For singles who just want to twerk all day
Noisekick – Fuck That Motherfucker
For angry singles finding their soulmate in Terrorcore
Rebourne & Envine feat. Szen – Everlasting
Two sappy dudes made yet another love song… When will it end?!
Coone – Love For The Game
When you’re nothing more than a major player with total love for the game
Juized – Hold You
Code Black – You’ve Got The Love
Code Black – the master in modern day love songs
Noisecontrollers – Only You
Aw thanks, Bas – nice to know that you feel this way about me
Toneshifterz feat. CAYO – Stand Together
A sweet and melodic, yet hard number featuring stunning vocals
Sound Rush – Take Me Back
When you get lonely and revert back to your ex
Radical Redemption – Smack Bitches
Just so you all know, this (alongside ‘Vive La Frenchcore’) would be my ultimate Valentine’s serenade… Maybe that’s why I’m still single…
Nosferatu – Not Giving A Shit
I forgot it was Valentine’s Day – I was too busy sleeping, watching porn or having a life
Atmozfears & Audiotricz – What About Us
Yeah, and your point is…?
Da Tweekaz feat. Popr3b3l – Your Love
Some happy Hardstyle to amp up your day
Wasted Penguinz feat. Vegas – Wait For You
If I could’ve included the rest of Wasted Penguinz’ emotionally-fuelled discography, then I would have
Adrenalize feat. Jannika – Find You
“I HAVE TO FIND YOUUUUU”
Wasted Penguinz – I Love You
Thanks fam, love you too
Cyber – ILY
Aw Cyber, I feel the same
Cyber & Sylence – Each Other
An absolute heart-melter
Noisecontrollers – Gimme Love
I’ll give you love any day, Noisecontrollers 😉
Drokz – It’s Allright If You’re Mad
Thanks Drokz, that’s always good to know
F8trix – L.O.V.E.
F8trix providing the goods
Neilio – Wish I Never Met You
You know what Neilio? I wish I never met you either, cunt
Code Black & Atmozfears – Accelerate
One of Hardstyle’s sappiest love songs ever – but still catchy as fuck.
Sephyx feat. Persons – Crime For Love
Dem feels when you rob a bank cause’ your girlfriend asked you to
Radical Redemption & Digital Punk – Coitus
Swipe right for…
The Pitcher – Ain’t Nobody
An absolute fucking anthem!
Kaskade ft Neon Trees – Lessons In Love (Headhunterz Remix)
Heady, you romantic cunt
Evil Activities – Nobody Said It Was Easy
For all the singles out there; your friends might post cute pictures with their lovers online, but to be honest, a few minutes later they’ll probably be fighting.
DJ Isaac – Sex On The Casio
Isaac, M8, what are you suggesting here…? (I’m down, btw)
Digital Punk – Rest In Hell
For all the ex’s out there who should burn to death
Showtek & Noisecontrollers – Get Loose
For all the loose cannons out there who just want to continue being loose
Warface & D-Sturb feat. Kim Leyers – Focus
“Focus on the bright side…” – the bright side being, singles get to f*ck whoever they want and don’t have the relationship-driven headache.
Toneshifterz – I Just Wanna Party
Story of my life…
We wish all our coupled-up readers a lovely day of love and several rounds of intercourse. And for our singles, we hope that Valentine’s Day wasn’t too depressing! <3