According to a cross between the Urban Dictionary’s definition and our inner beliefs, being turnt can be defined as:
“The most wonderful feeling in the world. To reach this prestigious state, an individual must consume an immense amount of alcohol or illicit drugs. The state of being ‘turnt’ can only be achieved when all 5 senses are stimulated to their fullest potential. The links between these senses cause the human brain to experience supernatural side effects, thus creating, the only way to reach maximum swag.
Inspired By: All The Way Turnt Up – Soulja Boy
Example: “I am so turnt.”
Admit it, 99% of you have been turnt at some stage in your lives. At festivals you may pop in a sneaky pinga and when you’re on an awkward date you might be the type to keep smashing champagne until you’re in a state of oblivion and ready to fuck anything that moves. Whatever the situation, getting turnt is a very important part of young people’s lives and with festival season in full swing, we have composed a playlist containing the most ‘turnt’ hardstyle tracks that will get you in the mood for whatever your substance of choice is.
We say, it’s time to celebrate being young, alive and turnt!
1. Drunken Masta – Psyko Punkz feat. Dope D.O.D.
Perfect song to crack open a bottle of Bacardi in the club, hit on some chicks and have a cheeky threesome in the toilets.
2. Bolivia – Gunz For Hire
Racking lines game: every time you hear the word ‘raw’ in this track, you have to snort a line of coke.
End result: Emergency room.
3. Cocaine MF – DJ Duro
Same deal as “Bolivia,” but this time, snort a line every time you hear the word “cocaine.”
4. We Don’t Give A Fuck – Digital Punk, Frequencerz & MC Nolz
It’s nice to know that these guys are down to get turnt.
5. We Still Don’t Give A Fuck – Digital Punk, Frequencerz & MC Nolz
It’s nice to know that these guys are STILL down to get turnt. Are we getting too old for this?
6. FTS – Showtek
Token party track that accompanies every level of turntness.
7. So High – Noisecontrollers
When you light up a cheeky joint at a festival and blow smoke in people’s faces.
8. Let’s Get Weird – Vazard & Delete
When it’s 8AM after a rave and you feel like kicking on and getting even more turnt.
9. Aladdin On E – Coone
Dem feels when you do too much MDMA and you sit on a carpet and truly believe that you are flying.
10. Wodka – Da Tweekaz *To be released*
“Stay away from my vodka!” – Russian ppl.
11. Bad Habit – Da Tweekaz & In Phase
Jessica was a bit of a pinga fiend.
12. LSD – Phrantic
Hands up if you like to trip!
13. Relax – Dozer
A very nice track to listen to when casually sitting on the lounge chugging a bottle of Merlot at lightening speed.
14. Hit The Bong – Psyko Punkz
The perfect ‘blaze-it’ anthem
15. Overdose – Phrantic
Dem feels when you smoke too much crack. Oops.
16. Soul Train – Geck-o
Along with Geck-o’s entire discography. For all the trippers out there who like to go on a little adventure.
17. Bitches & Ho’s [Coke In My Nose] (Digital Punk Remix) – Da Bootleggers
Dem feels when you’re in the club and you walk out of the toilets with white powder all over your face.
18. Cocaine – DJ Tom X
Old-school + turnt.
19. Just Like Me – The Playah, Angerfist & MC Jeff*
“I’ve been with 10 women who got HIV, now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me? I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree, don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me? Follow me and do exactly what the song says, smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school. Kill people, drink behind the wheel like it was still legal… Oh shit!” – MC Jeff casually talking about his turnt life.
20. Never Come Down – Neilio feat. MC Rebel
No matter how turnt you are, you will always come down, sucker.
21. Action – Zatox & Villain
Sitting at home drinking before the party, wanting to hurry up, go out and get smashed.
22. Rollin’ – The Machine
When your eyes start roolllllllliiiiinnnn’ and the person next to you is like “hey man are you alright?”
23. Feels Good – Code Black
Feels good to be TURNT.
24. F#ck The Fake Shit (Adaro Remix) – Artic
When your dealer accidentally gives you painkillers instead of ecstasy.
25. Let’s Get Ill – Psyko Punkz
Ill as in chill, not like having the flu or anything.
26. Dance With The Wolves – Angerfist
One of the most brutally turnt songs in the history of hard dance.
27. In The Club – Noiseshock
420 Blaze it, HMU if u agree
28. Get Drunk – Zatox & Activator
On the night…
29. Still Drunk – Zatox & Activator
The morning after… (when you have to go to work)
30. Drug Collection (Coone Remix) – Fenix
When you bring bae over to your place and the first thing you show her is your tower of pingas.
31. Main MF – Crypsis
Turntness = directly correlating to 100% belief that you ARE the main motherfucker.
32. Trippy Hippy – Psyko Punkz feat. Murda
Time for some mushrooms
33. Mind Dimension (Phrantic Remix) – Tiga
When you so turnt that you are on a bad trip and all you can hear is “mind dimension, mind dimension, mind dimension, mind dimension etc…”
34. On The Loose – Crypsis
When you are so turnt at a festival that you disappear for like 4-5 hours.
35. Spacer – Frontliner
Chilled turntness
36. Lose My Mind – Brennan Heart & Wildstylez
“MDM-able”
37. No Time To Sleep – Adaro
Partying > sleep
38. Rebel – D-Block & S-te-Fan
When you light up a joint at a family dinner.
39. Like A Boss – Chain Reaction
When you’re so turnt you take the vocals way too seriously and go to your best mates house and fuck his 17 year old sister and give her a complementary line of coke. #turnt
40. Get Wasted (Blademasterz Remix) – Brennan Heart
Self explanatory
41. Serotonin – DJ Thera
70% of ravers have serious issues with the depletion of this neurotransmitter. Just go eat a banana or smth.
42. Lose Control – Digital Punk & Profyler
When you so turnt your friends have to carry you out of the club.
43. Drug N’ Roll – Radical Redemption & Crypsis
Radical turnt-demption.
44. Greenhouse – Frontliner
When you feel that it’s appropriate to grow weed in your own backyard.
45. Zero Fucks Given – Da Tweekaz & MC-V
Every turnt person’s mindset.
46. Brutal 2.0 – Radical Redemption
And 1.0, 3.0, 4.0, 5.0 and every Brutal that will ever exist.
47. On The Go – Max Enforcer & Frontliner
When you go into incognito mode at a rave and search for abandoned pills on the ground.
48. The Bizz – The Prophet
Da Bizznizz
49. Tweekend – Da Tweekaz
It’s the fucking ‘tweekend!’
50. FTP – Warface
Dem feels when da powlice asks if you have any drugs in your pockets and you’re all like “fuck u cunt,” eat them all and run away.
51. Sandstorm – Darude
Because Darude deserves a plethora of appreciation for creating the most turnt track to ever exist. #skitztimes
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This is probably my favourite article on AAN! Ahahah, please do more stuff like this. =)
Missing this tool : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFgE3Z65C38 😀