Have you ever imagined what your favourite hard dance DJ’s names are in Dutch? If their names weren’t eerie enough already in English, we decided to throw a bunch of names into good ole’ Google Translate in order to come up with their Dutch translation. Yes, we know, Google Translate sucks and is never accurate to the point, but we figured that it could be considerably funnier and easier, seeing as my Dutch consists of 2-3 irrelevant words. So, here’s the names we chose – which ones translated the funniest? Let us know in the comments!

Act Of Rage – Daad van woede

Alphaverb – Alpha werkwoord

Angerfist – Woede Vuist

B-front – B-voorkant

Bass Chaserz – Bas achtervolger

Chain Reaction – Kettingreactie

Code Black – Toegangsnummer zwart

Delete – Verwijderen

Destructive Tendencies – Vernietigend tendensen

Dr. Rude – Arts onbeleefd

Dr. Peacock – Arts mannetjespauw

Evil Activities – Kwaad activiteiten

Freakz At Night – Zonderlingen ‘s nachts

Gunz For Hire – Geweren te huur

Hard Driver – Harde bestuurder

Headhunterz – Hoofdjagers

High Voltage – Hoog voltage

Jack Of Sound – Aansluiting van het geluid

Lady Faith – Dame geloof

Maddog – Boos hund

Minus Militia – Minus militie

Noisecontrollers – Ruis controllers

Noisecult – Ruis eredienst

Outbreak – Het uitbreken

Outblast – Uit ontploffing

Phuture Noize – Toekomst ruis

Partyraiser – Feestje verhogen

Technoboy – Technologisch geavanceerde jongen

Tuneboy – Afstemmen jongen

Toneshifterz – Klank draaier

Radical Redemption – Radicale verlossing

Warface – Oorlogsgezicht

Wasted penguinz – Verspilde pinguïns

Waverider – Golf ruiter

Wild Motherfuckers – Woest klootzakken

Wildstylez – Woeststijlen(z)

Thank you Google Translate for making thousands of people around the world laugh.