Renowned know-it-all bedroom producer in trauma after losing online debate

 News has just surfaced that a renowned know-it-all, self-acclaimed ‘producer’ has been hospitalised in extreme trauma after losing an online debate about the classic ‘Euphoric vs. Raw’ clash. At around 11:45PM on March 28^th, 18 year old aspiring producer Sven De Vries was rushed to hospital after erupting into overwhelming panic, which he was unable to contain.

“I’ve witnessed Sven’s cries during numerous internet battles before, however this time, I knew that this was bad” said worried mother Christine, who drove Sven to the hospital in the midst of his outburst.

Thankfully, Sven is now in safe hands and recovering with the help of a trauma counsellor, who intends to help him cope more effectively with occasionally losing internet battles.

According to his online rival, who’s a 19 year old German ‘Raw Hardstyle’ fan, “He had it coming and he shouldn’t act too big for his own boots…”

#Pray4Sven #April1 #sorrynotsorry