Kim Jong-un scores first mainstage gig as an MC

 Supreme leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un is always down for a good scandal and this time, he’s shaken the Hard Dance scene with some enormous, game-changing news. In amongst his stressful days as ruler, Kim Jong-un revealed that he likes to unwind by listening to Uptempo Hardcore. Starting off as a passion, Jong-un then began exploring some of his options within the Hardcore scene.

“As the supreme leader of North Korea, I’ve developed a lot of public speaking skills, so it only seemed logical to use these skills when pursuing new ventures in Hardcore music.”

Making an official announcement on his social media channels, Kim Jong-un revealed that he will be the MC for Dominator’s mainstage. “It is a dream come true – I’m proud to announce that under my brand-new alias ‘Kimmy J’ I will be hosting the mainstage at Dominator Festival!”

Many confused Hardcore-heads don’t exactly know what to expect from their mainstage host, however Jong-un has assured them that his performance will be “LIT AF.”

You go, Kimmy J!

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