Kanye West requests Defqon.1 Mainstage to be a sculpture of his fat head

Inside sources reveal that Rap ‘God’ Kanye West has been paying extra attention to the harder styles lately! Flying over to The Netherlands to hold a board meeting with event heavyweights Q-dance, West exclusively requested to partake in Defqon.1 – but not in the way that one would imagine…

According to several employees at Q-dance, a dispute arose after Kanye West made an absurd request to build the Defqon.1 mainstage based on a sculpture of his colossal head. Threatening to get lawyers involved, West stated that “Defqon.1 would be nothing without my presence,” despite having absolutely no involvement in Hard Dance music over the years. Q-dance’s creative manager proceeded to call security to escort West from the building, who then stood outside of the Q-dance office for several hours throwing a tantrum.

When West’s lawyers arrived at the Q-dance office to retrieve him, they tried to negotiate with Q-dance by stating “well, what if there was a couple of mini Kanye West heads dispersed around the mainstage?” Q-dance immediately rejected this offer, stating that his head was simply too potato-like to be placed on any mainstage…

At the moment, negotiations are still taking place. We will keep you updated on the happenings of this situation.

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