You know what they say, Hardcore will NEVER DIE and we mean that quite literally. Many hard dance fans had a good laugh when a strange-looking event popped up on their newsfeed, labelled “Dominator Festival 2050 – OLDMINATOR Hospice Edition.” Hospice itself refers to a type of care that focuses on the palliation of a chronically or terminally ill patient’s pain and symptoms and attending to their emotional and spiritual needs. Sounds pretty cool, right? Well for us old raving biddies it seems as though we can forget heavy painkillers accompanied by some light reading, Hardcore will be our very own hospice care!

After clicking on the event to see that over 9.5 thousand dedicated hardcore fans will be attending this raging elders’ version of Dominator, I was surprised to see that the ‘first names’ had already been announced and it seems as though the artists have also aged a few years.

Line-up:

Oldblast
Olderfist
Dead-mar
Oldsakoff
Evil oldtivitie
Mad old (I think that old dog would’ve been a little more appropriate)
InAnime
Partyolder

However, the best thing yet was the description of the event. Although the English wasn’t quite ‘there,’ I think that we all got the point. Stating that the VIP Area includes a nurse, urine bag and hearing aid and that customised wheelchairs and oxygen masks are available at the merchandise area, this actually doesn’t sound like a half-bad festival for aged ravers!

However, the thing that made me laugh the most is that most of us are actually starting to consider this!

For those who haven’t yet seen this hilarious troll event, you can click here. Some of the posts and comments in there are next-level; if this doesn’t brighten up your Monday then I don’t know what will!

Rave on oldies, because Hardcore will never die!