Caine not a real Viking, actually just ye’ average Scottish twat

For up and coming Hardstyle artists, creating a fathomable, marketable image is one of the most difficult tasks, however for bearded ranga Grieg Bowles, aka Caine, he’s had absolutely no trouble adopting the ‘Hardstyle Viking’ name tag. Serving as a fool proof marketing tactic that has seen the Theracords-signed artist create a recognisable image, it has recently come to our attention that Caine has been falsely advertising himself.

An inside source who shall not be named revealed some interesting facts about Caine. Stating that he’s not a real Viking, this source goes on to let it slip that: “Caine is nothing more than a badly behaved Scottish twat. All he does is try to pick up birds in the pub and if I’m being real honest, his beard isn’t even real…”

Well, well, well, Caine, I wonder what you did to upset this fella… Actually, do we even want to know…?

#April1 #sorrynotsorry