01 Apr 2016 
Posted by Cassi Catsaros
[BREAKING NEWS] Noiseshock gets arrested for stealing Lamborghini
Argentinian DJ and producer Noiseshock is renowned for being a major playa amongst hunneys and priti ladies, making euphoric Hardstyle from time to time, saying “HMU if u agre” and 420 blazing it during his performances. However, most famously, his next-level obsession with Lamborghinis is something that no fan can ignore and is also something that has recently had this Argentinian searching for a lawyer.
On the 30th of March, Noiseshock casually 420’d (and may have also smoked some meth; toxicology reports are expected soon) and went on quite the adventure. First hitting up an underground bar to hit on some hunneys, he soon got bored and decided to make his next move to the local Lamborghini dealer; however Jose was not planning on buying the vehicle.
Stating to the police “I was feeling euphoric, unstoppable and once I saw the Lambo I instantly knew that it was going to be mine, no matter the legal implications…” Jose went on to explain how he hot-wired the expensive vehicle and drove away at lightning speed.
After crankin a rather appropriate choice of song “Fuck Tha Police” by NWA and sailing into the horizon, unfortunate times were ahead when Jose was soon pulled over as police suspected that he was under the influence of methamphetamines and marijuana. The officer on duty described Jose’s appearance as “rugged and guilty, as if he was on a rampage… We feel as though he could be a threat to all of the hunneys on the street.”
Soon realising that the Lamborghini Jose was driving was in fact stolen, he was immediately taken into custody for further questioning.
The court hearing for this case will be on the 3rd of April and police are urging Jose to plead guilty, meaning that he could face charges of up to 10 years imprisonment.
