Purple stage at Defqon actually babysitting service for gifted and talented offspring.

Defqon.1’s purple stage may be publically named as the ‘talent’ stage, however new information from an inside source has been brought forward that states that this stage is actually a babysitting service for gifted and talented children.

Revealing that “Some of the children performing on this stage are as young as the age of 12,” our inside source then told us that the majority of these children are actually secret offspring of famous DJ’s.

The stage manager of the ‘Purple’ told the press that they hold their Certificate 4 in Childcare and worked as a school teacher for quite a while. They also made the following statement when we asked about the behaviour of the underage children at Defqon.1:

“They are well-behaved most of the time, however they tend to run off to other stages so they can drink beer from the backstage fridges… To be honest, that’s something that’s kind of out of my control, I can’t effectively babysit a whole line-up of kids. I feel as though their parents should take responsibility from time to time instead of getting drunk in the artist lounge.”

Not revealing which young DJ’s belonged to who, we are left wondering who these gifted and talented offspring actually belong to.