What happens when you give two extremely drunk girls a voice recorder? Trouble is just one thing that comes to mind, also the high levels of inappropriate language, drunk slurring and wine botttles filled with idiocity. Using a voice recorder can not only help you remember your day when wine gets the better of you, but also a place where the funniest, most turnt moments are captured. If anyone does shit-talk and does it well, it’s us, so we decided to dig up some of the stupidest, drunkest things in Alive At Night history and treat you all to a selection of our very best. We sincerely hope that you enjoy our drunken banter.

Emporium 2015 Aftermath

Cassi had about 300 standard drinks at Emporium and during the car ride home she came to the conclusion that she was playing at Defqon.1 on the mainstage instead of Noisecontrollers, who conveniently scheduled a sick-day where he would also buy a new fedora. Hilarity ensures.

Xxlerator Carnaval 2014:

Dem feels when you get sunburnt indoors… Cassi seems to have a delayed reaction to the sunbeds… Or is she just a fucking drunk bitch? Meanwhile, Sara makes the observation that Audiotricz make vaginas happy.

Members of Hardstyle 2015:

Sara has a chat with Josh & Wesz. Josh cannot fathom that he has signed up for this… Sara and Josh & Wesz talk about random shit.

Members Of Hardstyle 2015

Sara is getting food whilst Cassi explains that there is a kaassouffle at home waiting for Sara. The drunk girls continue talking about ordering a ‘skitzy’ pizza because a skitzy pizza is a good pizza.

Just a shout-out to Geck-o

Sara is contemporary dancing in Cassi’s living room after CRAFT Festival and just as Cassi wants to make a personal shout-out to Geck-o for being a sick cunt, Sara almost stacks it mid-leap, hence the “please be careful.”

Mysteryland 2015

Cassi is drunk at Mysteryland at the mainstage and demonstrating that you can produce bigroom house and Melbourne bounce with your mouth.

Intents Festival 2015

I love the environment…?

Xxlerator Carnaval 2015:

Marcus from Da Tweekaz gives Cassi insight on what happens when you fuck with the Radical.

Dance Valley 2015:

Sara and Cassi are walking into Dance Valley. Cassi throws a plastic cup on the ground and Sara goes off at Cassi because Australians always pollute the environment.

Xxlerator Carnaval 2015:

Sara spots somebody at Xxlerator Carnaval who is dressed as Noisecontrollers. Cassi and Sara die simultaneously.

HHZ & Bee @ Qlimax 2014

Cassi spots Headhunterz avoiding a bee on stage during his performance at Qlimax 2014. He attempts to keep his cool but deep down is scared as fuck.

Intents Festival 2015:

Cassi the fashionista notices that Frontliner is going for maximum comfort by wearing a tracksuit to his performance at Intents.

Rebirth Festival 2015:

Max Enforcer & Frontliner’s “On The Go” is the perfect song to rob a house to.

Rebirth Festival 2015:

Cassi and Sara spot some guy who was so munted that he was asleep. Cassi cannot fathom.

Rebirth Festival Aftermath:

“Who needs eyes to see when you’re turnt?” Sara thinks that the night sky is beautiful. In reality, there’s like 2 fucking stars.

Emporium Festival 2015:

Cassi thinks Code Black is playing, however must confirm this before proceeding with her recording. She soon learns that Brennan Heart is stuck back in the days.

Emporium Festival 2015:

Sara and Cassi are drunk and talking shit. Cassi discovers the deep house stage and is content.