Heartbreak To Happy: The ultimate Hard Dance break-up playlist
We’ve all been there…
At some stage of our lives, we have caught ourselves red-handed – cuddled up in bed with our iPod and a box of tissues whilst wallowing in our sorrows over an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend. To be quite honest, unless you are happy to be emotionally left in the cold or you have a heart of stone then I think that it’s safe to say that break-ups are one of the most draining speed-bumps that members of the human race are entitled to face in their lives.
When going through an emotionally treacherous end to a relationship, it’s hard to do things that you have previously done without breaking down in tears or throwing a tantrum when “your former couple song” comes on in a supermarket. You feel as though you will be in this miserable hole forever and you may even find yourself opting for nights crying on the couch and watching the notebook… Wallowing in your sorrows seems more appealing than shaving your pubes and going out for a night on the rebound.
Although you are still struggling with your break-up, it is important to start off with someΒ melancholic music to suit the mood. Then, you’ll soon be ready to re-enter society, and that’s where we come in. We’ve compiled a kick-ass playlist that’ll guide you through the typical stages of a break-up, even the real nasty ones.
STAGE 1 –Β DENIAL
πEnergyzed – Stay
WHY DON’T YOU STAAAAAAAAYYYY? One to sing in the shower whilst crying.
πDarren Styles –Β Holding On
Okay, I’m sure that you can all vouch that Darren Styles is literally the KING of nursing all the broken hearts out there. Besides, a bit of donk is probably just the thing to get you to stop crying over your ex. On a side note, check out this video-clip – Styles is a totalΒ high roller.
πWasted Penguinz – I Love You
Dem feels when u still hopelessly in luv.
πCyber & Sylence – Each Other
Omg so many emotions, so much nostalgia.
πRebourne & Envine – Everlasting
When you feel as though it’s all a bit of a bad dream
πRan-D – I Need You
A bit clingy are ya?
πWildstylez – A Complex Situation
Every break-up = a complex situation.
πWasted Penguinz – Wait For You
Yeah, sure you will, m8.
πBass Modulators – I Want Your Love
Dem feels when you’re still craving your ex.
πAudiotricz – Never Leaving
Well we’ve heard that line before, liar!
πWasted Penguinz – Blinded
Too blinded by love to see that your SO is an absolute cunt
πNeilio – Obsession
Chill Out, Neilio.
πNoisecontrollers – Promises
Feels level >1000. The man in the fedora has nailed the ultimate break-up tune.
πWasted Penguinz – Those Were The Days
Try not to think about the past too much.
πNeilio – Forever (feat. Melissa Pixel)
Forever = me, my cat and hardstyle.
πWasted Penguinz & Toneshifterz – Together
Not anymore m9
STAGE 2 – ANGER
ππΏChain Reaction – Answers
I WANT THE TRUTH!
ππΏScott Brown & Re-Style – I Go Crazy
When all you want to do is throw a brick through your ex’s window, secretly hoping it hits their head, please listen to this song first.
ππΏMinus Militia – Crackin Your Ribs
Just coz… I mean, who doesn’t want to crack their exes ribs?
ππΏChris One – Psycho
Dem feels when you’re ex comes to your house at 3 in the morning, throws rocks at your window then breaks into your house and a couple of hours later you wake up to her sucking your dick… Then when you tell her to leave she pulls out a gun. #heavydays
ππΏRadicalΒ Redemption – Die Bitch
For those who become rather aggressive whilst heart-broken.
ππΏIcha – Bitch
When your ex is just a plain, spiteful bitch.
ππΏCrypsis feat. Luna – Torture
Break-ups are torture, but hey, at least this track is pretty fucking good.
ππΏTechnoboy & The Prophet – Psycho Ex
When ex-bae keeps calling you 24/7 and throwing rocks at your window at 3AM…
ππΏRegain – Broken
Sad/angry. Perfect track to run your frustration out on
ππΏFrequencerz – Bitch
“Fuck you. NO, FUCK YOU, BITCH!” Always nice to have an aggressive hakk when getting over somebody.
ππΏRadical Redemption – Brutal 2.0, 3.0, 4.0 and 5.0
No break-up is as brutal asΒ Radical Redemption’s “Brutal” saga. Nonetheless, great tunes to plan your triumphant return to.
ππΏRadical Redemption – I Spit On You
For all the angry heartbreak kids out there, Rad Red does the deed of providing some angry break-up tunes.
ππΏArt Of Fighters – Fuck You!
One of the 10000 times that you will either say “Fuck You” to your ex.
ππΏWildstylez – Revenge
Stage 3 of a break-up, ruining the cunts life
ππΏMad Dog – Agony
“I hope you fucking die, I hope you fucking die, I hope you fucking die,Β I hope you fucking die, etc…”
ππΏDigital Punk – Rest In Hell
Motherfucker…
ππΏAngerfist – Burn This MF Down
When you ‘accidentally’ soak your ex in lighter fluid and go to town on his ass.
ππΏFrequencerz – 12FU
One, two, FUCK YOU.
STAGE 3 – SORROW
π’Gammer & Dougal –Β Anybody Else But You
“I can’t think about anybody else but you, but you…”
π’Neilio – WINMY
We wish we never met you either, Neilio… All jokes aside, this track is THE national anthem of break-ups, so sing it loud and proud with a hand on your heart and a tear rolling down your cheek.
π’Code Black & Wasted Penguinz – End Like This
Well, sorry to tell you but no break-up ever ends well.
π’Phuture Noize – The One Lie
Yeah, one lie, along with the other one-hundred thousand of them.
π’Wasted Penguinz & Chris One – I Miss You
It’s inevitable, you’ll miss your ex, just try not to write a song about it.
π’Brennan Heart – A Scattered Soul
*Cries*
π’D-Block & S-te-Fan – Alone
*Cries more*
π’Wildstylez – Lonely
“Awwwww Jorum,” I’ll cuddle you.
π’Rebourne & Wasted Penguinz – Sorrow
Emotional overload. One to listen to whilst dramatically crying in the rain #feels.
π’DBSTF – Sound Of Goodbye
*sobbing*
π’X-Pander – Life’s A Bitch
Yes, it is when a slice of french toast breaks up with you.
π’Wasted Penguinz – All For Nothing
Is there any sunlight in Sweden…?
π’Coone & Substance One – Drowning
Videoclip = please do not try this at home…
π’Gunz For Hire feat. Ellie – Sorrow
I’m going to cry and scream and throw things at the wall.
π’The Vision – Sadness
You may feel the emotion of sadness from time to time. Just try to dance it out.
π’Darren Styles – Come Running
Dem feels when you have a dream that your ex runs through the rain at 3AM, breaks into your house and surprises you (in a good way) and then the two of you run off into the horizon together. Dejection fills your soul when you wake up from this dream.
π’B-Front – Blackness
No matter how hard you try, you can’t fight the pit of emptiness inside your stomach
STAGE 4 – I FEEL BETTER NOW, YAY!
πDa Tweekaz feat. Elke Diels – Letting Go
It’s time to let go, move on and try to smile… The happy Norwegians can always help!
πPitcher – Karma
What comes around goes around…
πCode Black & Atmozfears – Starting Over
Rebuild your life without that significant other and write the next chapter of your life.
πSlim Shore – Scars
Face the fact that you can’t destroy me… Yeah wot m8.
πThe Prophet – Really Don’t Care
Are you sure about that?
πPromo – The New Age
Stepping into a new era of life, without that douche-bag
πDJ Stephanie – Karma’s A Bitch
Why yes, yes it is…
πMax Enforcer – Rise Up
When you start to re-gather yourself and prepare for your triumphant return toΒ the world
πPsyko Punkz – Drunken Masta
When you are finally ready to get drunk and slutty AF
πCode Black – Brighter Day
When times get tough, always remember “THERE WILL BE A BRIGHTER DAAAAAAAYYYYY!”
πRefuzion – Without You
Yep, I’m calling it now. This track is THE national anthem for realising that you’re better off without that twat
πCrypsis – On The Loose
When you’re finally single again and you go out on a massive bender and get heaps loose.
πBrennan Heart – We Come & We Go
It’s true…
πGeck-o – Soul Train
When you finally get over your ex and you’reΒ majestic AF
For those who are reading this and currently nursing a broken heart, we know your pain and we hope that after listening to these tunes and possibly crying your heart out that you begin to feel better again.