Euphoric Hardstyle producer fucks with the Radical – ends up pregnant.

A renowned euphoric Hardstyle producer (who has literally begged to not be named) has just found out that he is pregnant with his first child, but let’s hold off on the congratulations for now.

Unlike most pregnancies that occur due to a male ejaculating inside of a female, this pregnancy occurred in quite an unorthodox way. After this certain producer listened to Radical Redemption’s 2013 release “Don’t Fuck With The Radical,” he was outraged and subsequently went where no man was ever brave enough to go… Yes, you guessed it, he fucked with the Radical. He did it and soon enough (in approximately 7 months) he will have a child to remind him of it for the rest of his life.

When taken for an ultra-sound, the doctor told the ‘mother’ that the growing baby was doing kickrolls in the womb at the pace of 158BPM and urged him to take it easy for the remainder of the pregnancy. On the bright side, the baby is expected to have immense musical talent and is expected to produce a crossover between melodic and raw Hardstyle.

So kids, Radical has given us a stern warning in the past and we now know that he means business, so please, we urge you to NOT fuck with the Radical, otherwise you’ll get pregnant… and die.